By Golden Odey
Are you preparing to step into school; do you know that college
defines the kind of person you will be in life? if you do then you should take
the right steps and know the company you keep as this will influence your life
sooner than you’d expect. Below are the types of persons you should expect to
meet in the university/college.
1. COMPETITORS: These set of people are also known as the “Nerds”. They are
often found in the front seats in class. They spend most of their time in
school arguing over a just concluded lecture and rating the performance of the
lecturer. This group of people could be said to be less sociable as they are
always among themselves. Should I forget
to add, these set of students give lecturers hard times in class with their
encyclopedic brain-shifting questions.
2.
DISTRACTORS: These set of students
are of the opinion that college is a place of 90% fun and 10% of hard work.
“Life is too short to kill myself with books” is a popular slogan among these
set of people. They attend/ are aware of every social activity going on on/off
campus. These set of students have no problems making friends as they are a
very sociable set of people. They often fall prey to lecturers as they often
miss classes, continuous assessments, and in some occasions, exams!
3.
LESS CONCERNED: These set of students
fall into the group known as the Married Women Association (MWA). As the name
implies, these are the married women in class who are just after the
certificate. These set of people are often lost in class in their thoughts
(“What on earth are they thinking of; their babies and husbands perhaps”). They
are often found among themselves (they know themselves) and are quite choosy
when it comes to making friends.
4.
ARROGANT: This is a very
discriminatory set of students. They only make friends with people of their
category and could be said to be the most choosy set of people in school. They drive
the trending cars; wear exotic make up and fashion designs; carry expensive phones,
etc. Most of the students in this category are average performers when it comes
to academic work but they are quite fun to be with. If you want to join them,
you’ve just got to be like them.
5. ATHLETES: These group of students comprises the “Messis, Ronaldos, Jose
Mourinhos, Usain Bolts, Serena Williams, Sharapovas, Rafael Nadals, and the
rest of them in the world of sports. You hardly know the real names of this
group of students as they are often named after their role models in sports.
These students perform quite poorly in their academic work as they often times
dedicate their time to what they obviously prefer; “SPORTS”. “I just want the
certificate and I’m out of here”, you’d hear them say.
6. NEWS CASTERS: These are the most current set of students in class. They carry
the latest of news and are always ready to share it with anybody that cares to
listen. This group of students is not always in need of friends as they are
everywhere and have so many followers on/off social media platforms. They are
often among the best in class when it comes to academic activities.
7. POLITICIANS: College is never complete without these set of people; “Our
Future Leaders”. These set of students were born to argue. They argue about the
previous, present and future government. These set of students are known to
relate everything to politics; “that lecturer speaks like Trump, very authoritative”,
“that guy is an Idiamin!”. Lecturers seem to like these guys because they often
have like minds.
8. CLERGY MEN: These are the “holy men and women” of the class. They seem to
find a fault in almost anything someone does and never hesitate to correct that
person. They are in charge of spiritual activities in school; from revivals to
crusades to normal Sunday service. When it comes to manners, I give it to these
set of students. They are peaceful, gentle and always ready to help In every
possible way they can.
9.
BACK BENCHERS: Some seats in class
are left unoccupied because they have owners. These students whether early or
not, prefer to seat behind. Permit me to say, but these students often seem to
have a high level of inferiority complex. They contribute little or nothing
during lectures and are always the first set of persons to leave the class when
lectures are over. Academically, they are in most cases average.
10.
LECTURERS: “Lectures after
Lectures” you would hear them say. This group of students has made up their
minds to pursue a lecturing job after college. You will find them in front of
the class when the lecturer is gone, doing the job of a lecturer. This group of
persons is sound academically and also loves to get the attention when the
opportunity shows up.
Having given the above classification, it is up to you to decide
the group you want to belong to. I’d choose wisely if I were you. College
is a one time opportunity you should never waste.
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